Funny Anniversary Quotes: Funny Anniversary Quotes to Celebrate Your Love

 Anniversaries are special occasions that provide the perfect opportunity to celebrate love, commitment, and the special bond between partners. Whether you're looking to inject some humor into your anniversary celebrations or simply looking for a lighthearted way to express your love, funny anniversary quotes are a great way to do so.

To help you celebrate your anniversary with a smile, we've compiled a list of 100+ funny anniversary quotes that are sure to make you and your partner laugh. So, without further ado, let's dive in!

1. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade." - Unknown
2. "Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first comes the ring, and then you wake up." - Evelyn Hendrickson
3. "Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them." - Unknown
4. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
5. "The best way to remember your wife's anniversary is to forget it once." - E. Joseph Cossman
6. "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" - Groucho Marx
7. "Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say." - Unknown
8. "Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
9. "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle
10. "Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops." - Unknown
11. "Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." - George Burns
12. "Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit." - Billy Connolly
13. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." - Unknown
14. "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield
15. "A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it." - Unknown
16. "Marriage is like a fine wine, if tended properly, it just gets better with age." - Unknown
17. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin
18. "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" - Mae West
19. "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
20. "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it." - Unknown
21. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband." - Unknown
22. "Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap." - Unknown
23. "Marriage is like a walk in the park...Jurassic Park." - Unknown
24. "Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy." - Unknown
25. "Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter." - Unknown

27. "Marriage is a union between two forgivers." - Ruth Bell Graham
28. "A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short." - Andre Maurois
29. "Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome." - Jerry Seinfeld
30. "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late." - Max Kauffman
31. "A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year." - Paul Sweeney
32. "Marriage is a lot like the army. Everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist." - James Garner
33. "An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow." - Unknown
34. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx
35. "An anniversary is a reminder that we are not just together, we are a team." - Unknown
36. "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman
37. "Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops." - Unknown
38. "Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
39. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
40. "A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it." - Unknown
41. "Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day." - Barbara De Angelis
42. "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - Unknown
43. "Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say." - Unknown
44. "Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
45. "All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble." - Raymond Hull
46. "Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit." - Billy Connolly
47. "Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first comes the ring, and then you wake up." - Evelyn Hendrickson
48. "The best way to remember your wife's anniversary is to forget it once." - E. Joseph Cossman
49. "Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them." - Unknown
50. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade." - Unknown
51. "Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them." - Ogden Nash
52. "Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with chopsticks: It looks easy until you try it." - Helen Rowland
53. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." - Woody Allen

54. "Marriage is like a fine wine, if tended properly, it just gets better with age." - Unknown
55. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Elizabeth Gilbert
56. "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." - Oscar Wilde
57. "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle
58. "My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder sometimes, but never divorce." - Joyce Brothers
59. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin
60. "An anniversary is a time to look back at the good times and a time to look ahead to your dreams together." - Unknown
61. "Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." - Groucho Marx
62. "A good marriage is like a cactus plant: full of thorns but beautiful." - Unknown
63. "When you make a sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship." - Joseph Campbell
64. "The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time." - Julia Child
65. "Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash." - Dr. Joyce Brothers
66. "An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow." - Unknown
67. "Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest." - Irwin Corey
68. "Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
69. "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." - Mae West
70. "Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
71. "Marriage is a mosaic you build with your spouse. Millions of tiny moments that create your love story." - Jennifer Smith
72. "The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." - Oscar Wilde
73. "Marriage is not a noun, it's a verb. It isn't something you get, it's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day." - Barbara De Angelis
74. "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
75. "Marriage is an adventure, like going to war." - G.K. Chesterton
76. "Marriage is like a game of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, and if you're lucky, you end up with a full house." - Unknown
77. "Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." - Thomas Dewar
78. "Marriage is like a shoe. When you find the right one, it's a perfect fit. But it takes a lot of shopping to find that right one." - Unknown
79. "Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy." - Unknown
80. "A successful marriage isn't the union of two perfect people. It's the union of two imperfect people who have learned the value of forgiveness and grace." - Darlene Schacht